Paul Schnaars: "Do u like being cut (circumcised)? Or would u prefer to be uncut if u could be? R u happy with ur cock and its size?"
Me: "Honestly, I'd rather be uncut and larger, of course. But, basically, yes, I'm happy and it seems to make others happy. And it makes me money."
Okay, so this reminds me of a story. Then again, I'm Southern, so I pretty much have a story for all occasions.
Photographer Walter Kurtz frequently nicknames his favorite models. There's Horse Cock Brad, The Notorious P.I.G. and many others. After he took this photo of me in 2005, he dubbed me Perfect Penis Man or PPM for short. It's not something I normally tell people. I think "perfection", like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. I'm only telling you about this nickname because it figures into the story.
Cut to 2008. My first two porn scenes were directed by Owen Hawk who hired me on Walter Kurtz's recommendation. The second of these two scenes was actually shot for the website HIS FIRST HUGE COCK. Now, before I go any further, I should explain that I didn't realize that I was hired to be the "first huge cock" in the scene until I was on my way to the set.
I really don't have any problem with my dick size. It's 7 1/2" erect. I'm often told it looks bigger but it really isn't. I've had huge cocks before and I definitely wouldn't call mine "huge". Needless to say, I was feeling a bit inadequate.
The scene begins with an interview because we all know how hot that is. NOT. Anyway, Owen Hawk did the off-camera duty of asking Tristan Matthews and me questions. He asked (and I'm paraphrasing here) "What's the nickname you've been given?" I was momentarily confused. "You know" he continued, "the nickname a photographer gave you." Shit. He's going to make me fucking say it. After some embarrassed stammering, I said it. "Perfect Penis Man." Owen was completely amused at my discomfort. "So" he said with a twinkle in his eye, "how big is it?"
Now let me pause here to say I never lie about my age or my dick size. Never. I don't know why I would. I'm not ashamed of either. That day, feeling the pressure of having to play the "huge cock", I lied for the first time. "Eight" I said. Owen shot back "Is that in real inches or AOL inches?" Busted! On camera! I've never lied about it again. Here's a link to a clip of that moment. Forever documented on the web. My mom would be so proud.
It's time for the CyberSocket Web Awards! I hope you'll nominate me for Best Porn Star and Best Porn Blog. http://tinyurl.com/an4unq